we went fishing today down at a river close to my house. as we were walking down, i told him to "watch out for da leechis.". this was supposed to just be a silly warning, mainly cuz nobody i know has ever had leech problems at that river. he told me to stop being an idiot because there were no leeches at the river.
after the fishing excursion, we were walking back up to my house and he noticed blood on his flops. he took it off and saw a fat little round leech stuck to the bottom of his toe.
it was weird, knowing that i said to watch out.