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a list

Posted by sniperleader1337 - May 22nd, 2009


a list of stuff i wonder about:

are there any female sperm whales?
if you're a gay homo, does that make you straight?
what happens when a portopotty flips over?
is shitpit a funny word?
will Harrry potter ever be continued?
if a tree falls in the forest while no one's around, and it falls on a deer, does anyone care?
is hell in earth's core?
is ziggy stardust a good baby name?

*i will be updating this if i wonder about anything else?

*update!*
here's some funny stuff i thought up about what to do in an elevator.

-stare at your watch and then say "when is that thing gonna go off?"
-bring an empty instrument case on board and then open it slightly and cast wary glances at the people around you.
-place your headphones on your shoulders and play heavy metal at full volume.
-squirt ketchup on your stomach or some body part and limp onto the elevator and say "get this damn thing running! he's right behind me!"
-lean over to another person and whisper "i have a gun" and giggle.
-sit in a corner and start shaking, whispering in a terrified voice "make them go away! they're on here!"

*i'll think of more later.*


Comments

1- yes
2- uh... yes... I suppose
3- makes a mess
4- depends on context
5- possibly, but not with Harry Potter as the main character. J.K. Rowling talked about making a spinoff with either Ron, Hermione or the Weasley twins as the main character(s).
6- I do... the meat will be spoiled, and venison tastes good
7- no different dimension
8- no

thanks, i wanted to see your guyses responses.

Well I got some answers for questions you didn't even ask, but still...

- The most important thing of a human is being satisfied, but the purpose of life is reproducing.

- Life is simple. Never make choises, like this you never HAVE to look back.

- A 50Cal. bullet from a Barret M107 sniper rifle moves 5 times faster than the speed of sound.

- Light is the maximum speed, you can't go faster but you can take a shortcut via a wormhole. This way you are not faster than light, ut you are faster at the destination than the light is.

- A human doesn't even live 1 million hours.

- A minigun can't kill more than 3 people per second but it fires ±80 rounds per second. What a waste. Thats why I like snipers.

wow. the 50 cal one is a pretty weird one. faster than the speed of sound? miniguns are a waste of money. well, except when you're playin fallout 3. just field strip a corpse and sell the minigun and ammo.